Maddox has 16 books on goodreads with 6666 ratings. The alphabet of manliness by maddox and a great selection of related books, art and collectibles available now at. This collection of sacred writings may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout. Finally, a book that guarantees your balls will be stomped. The alphabet of manliness maddox on free shipping on qualifying offers. Its written like a reference book, read like a bible. Maddox has written three books, starting with the alphabet of manliness published in 2006. Alphabet of manliness revised and updated ebook by. I hereby revoke all the gratitude i expressed above and keep it for myself.
Like most internetinspired works, such as shit my dad says or any of the cheezburger networks many lolcat volumes, the alphabet of manliness is less manifesto of masculinity and more hardbound tasteless joke. This book is good alternative for the alphabet of manliness paperback. A manly book that is a tribute to all men who toil away at work every day, getting their balls busted, or. A fullcolor insert corrections to typos i, maddox, the author, personally guarantee that this is the best edition of the book since the last one. The alphabet of manliness is the debut book by american humorist and internet personality maddox, published in 2006. Dont read it, its not for impressionable minds, unless you want. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders. A is for asskicking b is for boners c is for copping a feel d is for dump, taking a e is for enlightenment women have never invented anything f is for female wrestling g is for gas h is for hot sauce i is for irate j. Read unlimited books and audiobooks on the web, ipad, iphone. Read alphabet of manliness revised and updated by maddox available from rakuten kobo. The longtime proprietor of the absurdly popular website, the best page in the universe, maddox has thoughtfully collected his vast masculine wisdom for the first time in a useful reference work, the alphabet of manliness. The alphabet of manliness, however, consistent with the usual maddox style witty satire and unique approach towards various topics, puts a stronger emphasis on the humor side which i believe is universally funny. Books by maddox author of the alphabet of manliness.
The book is illustrated and has a chapterlength entry for each letter in the english alphabet regarding a manly topic for example, n is for norris, chuck. If you like and enjoy the standup work of george carlin, you should enjoy this book. However, it would be selfish to keep it for myself, so feel free to pick up a copy. The alphabet of manliness book by maddox 4 available.
The alphabet of manliness is a love letter to masculinity. And maddoxs brand of satire just isnt nearly as funny when he is writing about something he adores. Perhaps it will be looked back on as the manliest book of. Whereas, hamburger portrays wild extreme slapstick violence by ninjas, maddox portrays wild extreme misogynistic violence.
Lumberjacks, pirates, and chuck norris all agree that there is but one arbiter of manliness, and he has but one name. Alphabet of manliness how is alphabet of manliness. A is for asskicking b is for boners c is for copping a feel d is for dump, taking a e is for enlightenment women have never invented anything f is for female wrestling g is for gas h is for hot sauce i is for irate j is for jerky. Facebook is showing information to help you better understand the purpose of a page. Interview with alphabet of manliness author maddox youtube. I really did a bangup job on this book, and i deserve all the credit. Test your manliness detection skills by guessing which part of my body is in the photo below click on the picture to find out. Read this book and over 1 million others with a kindle unlimited membership. Not a book for higher learning but i still enjoyed it. Maddox, creator of the i am better than your kids ema. Nov 06, carrie rated it hhe was amazing recommends it for. Brother curtis shares some words of wisdom from maddoxs alphabet of manliness about the day in the life of the greatest american to ever live, chuck norris.
Search for library items search for lists search for. He still gets hot under the collar here and there, like y is for yelling and z is for zombies. The alphabet of manliness revised and updated by maddox the alphabet of manliness revised and updated by maddox sometimes in life you say certain words in conjunction with other words that you normally wouldnt, such as the word holy and the word shit. New york times bestselling author maddox talks about his book, the alphabet of manliness, which climbed to no. See actions taken by the people who manage and post content. The author provides tongueincheek advice on what he considers to be manliness, such as beating up on other men, groping women, disciplining children more violently, and becoming a more efficient. Aom alphabet of manliness maddox book acronymfinder. Alphabet of manliness revised and updated by maddox book. I, maddox, the author, personally guarantee that this is the best edition of the book since the last one. In his contribution to the geek canon of chuck norris worship, he spuriously notes.
The alphabet of manliness is a humorous novel written by internet satirist and selfproclaimed pirate george ouzounian, who is more famously known by his pseudonym maddox. This is the only sentence in the entire book that will give you a chance to adjust your face. That seems to be of some notability, but i dont track the list, so i dont know how easily books move up and down the list. The alphabet of manliness by maddox overdrive rakuten.
Youre about to get gangbanged by manliness because theyre both being released at the same time. However, it would be selfish to keep it for myself, so feel free. Download now for free or you can read online the alphabet of manliness revised and. Photographic evidence of faces rocked on my new book tour finally posted. This literary kick to the dick may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history. Buy a cheap copy of the alphabet of manliness book by maddox. This book is only for the saltiest, hairiest, most rugged sons of bitches out there. To quote the author, maddox creator of the best page in the universe. Read alphabet of manliness revised and updated by maddox for free with a 30 day free trial. Aug 20, 2007 new york times bestselling author maddox talks about his book, the alphabet of manliness, which climbed to no. The middle of the book also happens to be the home of maddoxs finest essays. An as yet unpublished book alphabet of manliness by maddox has taken the top slot on amazons bestseller list after the writer sent an email out to fans.
The paperback edition of the alphabet of manliness is now out in two alternate covers. The obedience chapter which is written in the style of a dog training manual, and everywhere else. M2 best booksc20002006 m2 communications ltd an as yet unpublished book alphabet of manliness by maddox has taken the top slot on amazons bestseller list after the writer sent an email out to fans. Maddox has a large or at least loud hatedom which doesnt seem to comprehend the concept of tongue in cheek humor and who apparently took the book seriously on every level. Perhaps it will be looked back on as the manliest book of all time. Everything from the classy biblelike filigree on the front cover to the diagrams and tabs on each page give this book a frank and authoritative feel. The funniest manliness piece of literature mankind has ever read. The author provides tongueincheek advice on what he considers to be manliness, such as beating up on other men, groping women, disciplining children more violently, and becoming a more efficient communicator of road rage. I just picked this up in a used bookshop during lunch. This site is dedicated to the memory of the effeminate man, who has faced the onset of extinction on june 6, 2006. Maddox announced the book on february 22,and announced its title to a mailing list on october 18, like most internetinspired works, such as shit my dad says or any of the cheezburger networks many lolcat volumes, the alphabet of manliness is less manifesto of masculinity and more hardbound tasteless joke. Maddox announced the book on february 22, 2005, and announced its title to a mailing list on october 18, 2005.
The alphabet of manliness book by maddox thriftbooks. Maddox has a good number of fans, so it would be expected for the book to sell fairly well. The funniestmanliness piece of literature mankind has ever read. The book is illustrated and has a chapterlength entry for each letter in the english alphabet regarding a manly topic for. Some parts of the book will be instructional, like a howto guide. Alphabet of manliness revised and updated by maddox. If its a crime to be awesome, then i deserve three life sentences and the death penalty. The paperback edition of the alphabet of manliness is now out in two alternate. This book is guaranteed to make you a badass motherfucker just like maddox, and the chapters are defined below. This book is what it says it is from a is for ass kiciking to z is for zombie, this book is the alphabet of manliness.
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